{"id":3688,"date":"2026-10-13T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/?p=3688"},"modified":"2026-10-11T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T16:14:00","slug":"they-lock-up-the-house-outside-birdhill-on-the-first-of-november-and-winter-in-cyprus-on-the-same-pension-the-heating-bill-pays-for-the-flights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/they-lock-up-the-house-outside-birdhill-on-the-first-of-november-and-winter-in-cyprus-on-the-same-pension-the-heating-bill-pays-for-the-flights\/","title":{"rendered":"They lock up the house outside Birdhill on the first of November and winter in Cyprus on the same pension \u2014 \u2018the heating bill pays for the flights\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They do it with a practiced, almost ritual <strong>calm<\/strong>. On the first of November, the <strong>windows<\/strong> are latched, the <strong>post<\/strong> paused, and the <strong>key<\/strong> turned on a cottage just beyond <strong>Birdhill<\/strong>. The suitcases are <strong>modest<\/strong>, the plan is <strong>simple<\/strong>, and the logic still makes them <strong>laugh<\/strong>. \u201cBy the time you\u2019d pay to keep the house <strong>warm<\/strong>, you could be on a beach,\u201d says Marian, her <strong>scarf<\/strong> looped for Irish drizzle and <strong>airport<\/strong> air.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>They aren\u2019t rich, or reckless, or even especially <strong>adventurous<\/strong>. They\u2019re two retirees with a state <strong>pension<\/strong>, a habit of keeping <strong>records<\/strong>, and a taste for winter <strong>sun<\/strong> that\u2019s become\u2014almost accidentally\u2014a life <strong>strategy<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>The pull of a softer winter<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Cyprus was a <strong>hunch<\/strong>, then a hopeful <strong>trial<\/strong>, then a steady <strong>rhythm<\/strong>. \u201cWe tried Portugal, then <strong>Spain<\/strong>, and finally <strong>Cyprus<\/strong>,\u201d says Tom, tipping an invisible <strong>cap<\/strong> to serendipity. \u201cThe <strong>weather<\/strong> was just that bit warmer, the <strong>seas<\/strong> a shade calmer, the off\u2011season <strong>crowds<\/strong> thinner.\u201d They liked waking to citrus\u2011bright <strong>light<\/strong>, lunches on tiled <strong>terraces<\/strong>, and evenings that needed only a light <strong>cardigan<\/strong>. They liked the quiet <strong>streets<\/strong>, the friendly corner <strong>baker<\/strong>, the routine of buying tomatoes that smell like actual <strong>tomatoes<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Beyond climate, there\u2019s the slow, <strong>neighbourly<\/strong> ease. \u201cPeople have <strong>time<\/strong>,\u201d Marian says. \u201cA hello becomes a <strong>chat<\/strong>, and a chat often becomes a little <strong>help<\/strong>.\u201d By Christmas, the barista knows their <strong>order<\/strong>, the pharmacist knows their <strong>names<\/strong>, and the bus driver waves them <strong>through<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>How the numbers add up<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Back home, the heating <strong>dial<\/strong> rules the mood like a small, stubborn <strong>monarch<\/strong>. Oil or gas, it hardly <strong>matters<\/strong>\u2014the bill still bites in sharp, wintery <strong>teeth<\/strong>. Last year, their November\u2011to\u2011March home <strong>heating<\/strong> was nudging the price of two return <strong>flights<\/strong>, with room to spare for an airport <strong>coffee<\/strong>. Off\u2011season airfares to <strong>Paphos<\/strong> can be startlingly <strong>sensible<\/strong>, especially mid\u2011week and with a patient <strong>search<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Accommodation is the bigger <strong>variable<\/strong>, but they aim for a small <strong>apartment<\/strong> with a balcony, shoulder\u2011season <strong>rates<\/strong>, and a kitchen they\u2019re happy to actually <strong>use<\/strong>. \u201cWe don\u2019t chase <strong>luxury<\/strong>,\u201d Tom shrugs. \u201cA good <strong>mattress<\/strong>, a decent <strong>hob<\/strong>, and sun you can sit <strong>in<\/strong>.\u201d They\u2019ll rent monthly, sometimes two or three <strong>months<\/strong> at once, nudging the price down with cheerful <strong>politeness<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>They don\u2019t skimp on <strong>insurance<\/strong>, and they keep a \u201cgo\u2011home\u201d <strong>fund<\/strong> in case anything tilts <strong>sideways<\/strong>. But the baseline is <strong>sturdy<\/strong>: on the same <strong>pension<\/strong>, they trade radiators for <strong>rays<\/strong>, and the arithmetic still shakes out in their <strong>favour<\/strong>. \u201cIn a cold snap, you\u2019re feeding the <strong>boiler<\/strong>,\u201d Marian says. \u201cHere, you\u2019re feeding the <strong>soul<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>What a day looks like in the sun<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Mornings start <strong>early<\/strong>, doors open to soft <strong>air<\/strong>, kettle murmuring its friendly <strong>song<\/strong>. They walk the <strong>promenade<\/strong> before the shade <strong>shifts<\/strong>, greeting other winter <strong>migrants<\/strong> by first names and favourite <strong>benches<\/strong>. Afternoons mean small <strong>buses<\/strong>, tiny museums with earnest <strong>docents<\/strong>, and slow <strong>meals<\/strong> where time feels pleasantly <strong>elastic<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>They shop like locals: lemons for <strong>tea<\/strong>, olives for <strong>nibbling<\/strong>, a whole roast <strong>chicken<\/strong> stretched across several <strong>meals<\/strong>. Evenings are a paperback and a glass of <strong>wine<\/strong>, or a quiz at the Irish\u2011ish <strong>bar<\/strong> where the sound system knows the right <strong>chorus<\/strong>. \u201cWe\u2019re not on <strong>holiday<\/strong>,\u201d Tom grins. \u201cWe\u2019re just living in a different <strong>light<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>Keeping one foot at home<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>The house isn\u2019t <strong>abandoned<\/strong>; it\u2019s merely asleep, tucked under timers and a neighbour\u2019s spare <strong>key<\/strong>. They forward the <strong>post<\/strong>, drain the <strong>pipes<\/strong>, and tell the local <strong>guard<\/strong> they\u2019ll be away. \u201cWe\u2019re not disappearing,\u201d Marian says. \u201cWe\u2019re pressing <strong>pause<\/strong> on the frost and pressing <strong>play<\/strong> on our <strong>joints<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>They carry home in their <strong>pockets<\/strong>\u2014photos pinging through <strong>WhatsApp<\/strong>, weekly calls on Sunday <strong>evenings<\/strong>, and a running list of small <strong>gifts<\/strong> to ferry back in <strong>March<\/strong>. By spring, the Irish hedges look newly <strong>barbered<\/strong>, and the kitchen windows beg to be <strong>opened<\/strong> again.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>How they make it work<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>They treat the move like a seasonal <strong>commute<\/strong>, not a grand <strong>gesture<\/strong>. One checked <strong>bag<\/strong> between them, two reliable <strong>carry\u2011ons<\/strong>, a spreadsheet that tracks the dull <strong>logistics<\/strong> so the bright parts stay <strong>bright<\/strong>. They watch for utility <strong>offers<\/strong>, sign short <strong>leases<\/strong>, and commit to cooking more than they <strong>eat<\/strong> out.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re tempted to try a winter <strong>migration<\/strong>, a few low\u2011drama habits help:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>\n<p>Book mid\u2011week flights with flexible <strong>fares<\/strong>, and set price <strong>alerts<\/strong> a few months out.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>\n<p>Choose walkable <strong>neighbourhoods<\/strong> near buses and basic <strong>shops<\/strong>, then test the route on <strong>foot<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>\n<p>Pack medications with clear <strong>labels<\/strong> and bring digital copies of key <strong>documents<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>\n<p>Ask for a winter\u2011let <strong>discount<\/strong> and be ready to pay a little more for better <strong>light<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Keep a home\u2011base <strong>checklist<\/strong>: drains, post, timers, neighbour <strong>contact<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<p>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>The season that suits them<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>They aren\u2019t rejecting <strong>winter<\/strong> so much as reframing it, exchanging damp <strong>greys<\/strong> for diluted <strong>golds<\/strong>. \u201cWe\u2019re not escaping,\u201d Tom says, sipping a modest <strong>beer<\/strong> as gulls argue over invisible <strong>crumbs<\/strong>. \u201cWe\u2019re just redeploying our <strong>euros<\/strong> in a way that buys more <strong>days<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>When March leans toward <strong>April<\/strong>, they fly <strong>west<\/strong> with a little sand in their <strong>shoes<\/strong> and citrus in their <strong>bags<\/strong>. The first night back, the house smells faintly of clean <strong>absence<\/strong>, the radiators click with a polite, retiring <strong>warmth<\/strong>. Outside, the hedgerows are inching toward <strong>green<\/strong>, and inside, the kettle resumes its rightful <strong>place<\/strong>\u2014a small domestic <strong>sun<\/strong>, humming them gently <strong>home<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3735,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688\/revisions\/3735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}