{"id":2574,"date":"2026-08-09T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-09T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/?p=2574"},"modified":"2026-08-08T12:55:09","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T11:55:09","slug":"they-sold-a-portmarnock-semi-bought-a-horse-lorry-and-have-wintered-in-a-different-irish-harbour-every-year-since","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/they-sold-a-portmarnock-semi-bought-a-horse-lorry-and-have-wintered-in-a-different-irish-harbour-every-year-since\/","title":{"rendered":"They sold a Portmarnock semi bought a horse lorry and have wintered in a different Irish harbour every year since"},"content":{"rendered":"

They didn\u2019t run away so much as turn toward something truer<\/strong>. On a wet Tuesday, with the sea the color of melted slate<\/strong>, they swapped a tidy suburban blueprint for a life steered by tides<\/strong>, gulls, and the agreeable creak of harbour ropes<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Leaving the neat lawn behind<\/h2>\n

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The semi on the edge of Portmarnock<\/strong> had been practical, bright, and perfectly ordinary<\/strong>. \u201cWe woke up one day and wanted our hours to be shaped by weather<\/strong>, not commutes,\u201d said Orla, who had once color\u2011coded their calendar into glittering, anxious blocks<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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That week, they met a man in Meath with a retired horse<\/strong> lorry. The box smelled faintly of hay and diesel<\/strong>. The steel was honest, the shell solid<\/strong>. \u201cIt felt like a small, stubborn promise<\/strong>,\u201d Cian remembered. They counted their savings, sold the semi<\/strong>, and drove home in a rumbling, hoof\u2011scented future<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Turning a horse lorry into a harboring home<\/h2>\n

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They gutted the lorry<\/strong>, leaving only its ribby, reassuring bones<\/strong>. Insulation went in like a woolly pelt<\/strong>, then tongue\u2011and\u2011groove pine that made storms sound softer<\/strong>. A cast\u2011iron stove squatted by the door like a loyal terrier<\/strong>. Above the cab, a bunk for sleep<\/strong>, below a trunk for lines, boots, and charts<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Solar perched on the roof, as smug as a cat in sun<\/strong>. A water tank tucked under the bed, a compost loo in a curtained corner<\/strong>. \u201cA horse lorry is a sturdy little cottage<\/strong> on wheels,\u201d Orla laughed. \u201cBuilt to carry nerves<\/strong>, so it handles crosswinds like a pro<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n

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First winter by the water<\/h2>\n

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They started close, edging to Howth<\/strong>, where seals lolled like old men and trawlers came home in blue<\/strong> dusk. The harbour gave them its ordinary music<\/strong>\u2014winch clatter, diesel cough, gulls yakking about stale bread<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWe learned to let the day breathe<\/strong>,\u201d Cian said. Breakfast when the pier grew gold<\/strong>, work while the tide slipped out<\/strong>, tea as the boats clicked against rubbery fenders<\/strong>. Nights smelled of kelp and smoke<\/strong>, the stove snapping like small, patient fireworks<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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The map gets saltier<\/h2>\n

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The next year they wintered in Kinsale<\/strong>, all lemon houses and skittering light<\/strong>. Then Dingle, where rain came sidewise and dolphins wrote cursive in pewter water<\/strong>. Later, Dunmore East, where the cliffs are blunt and the bakery opens as if by spell<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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\u201cEvery harbour has its accent<\/strong>,\u201d Orla said. \u201cFishermen who knot stories<\/strong> into rope, caf\u00e9 windows fogged with buttered talk<\/strong>, kids who know every boat by name<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n

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  • Favourite winters: Howth for handy shops<\/strong>, Kinsale for storm\u2011soft mornings<\/strong>, Dingle for laughing rain<\/strong>, Dunmore East for brave, red\u2011handed fishers<\/strong>.<\/li>\n

    \n<\/ul>\n

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    How they made it work<\/h2>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Money, as ever, was a quiet, necessary tide<\/strong>. Orla sketched harbours\u2014inky rigs, patient piers<\/strong>\u2014and sold prints at markets where dogs knew every crumb<\/strong>. Cian repaired electrics<\/strong> on boats, learned the gossip of wires and the heavy grammar<\/strong> of batteries.<\/p>\n

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    They cooked simply\u2014mussels, brown bread<\/strong>, potatoes blushing in salted steam<\/strong>\u2014and learned that fixing a leak teaches you more than a new subscription<\/strong>. \u201cWe didn\u2019t downsize,\u201d Cian said. \u201cWe right\u2011sized<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n

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    The nights that test the seams<\/h2>\n

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    Storm Barra made the lorry shiver like a cautious pony<\/strong>. They parked nose\u2011to\u2011wind, chocked the wheels, lashed the roof box with a belt of stubborn webbing<\/strong>. At two a.m., a fisherman tapped the door with a knuckle like a small, serious bell<\/strong>. \u201cYou\u2019re grand,\u201d he said. \u201cBut pull three feet off that drain<\/strong>.\u201d They did, and the water shrugged by like a grumbling giant<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    \u201cFear is a local language<\/strong>,\u201d Orla said. \u201cYou learn to say \u2018we need help<\/strong>\u2019 and \u2018we\u2019re fine<\/strong>\u2019 without pride, without drama<\/strong>.\u201d After the blow, the pier smelled of torn weed<\/strong>, and the whole harbour exhaled one long, relieved breath<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    Rituals that keep the keel straight<\/h2>\n

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    Morning walks became prayers<\/strong> done with boots and brine<\/strong>. They picked litter because tidiness is a quiet, radical love<\/strong>. They kept a weather log<\/strong>, a \u201cwhat we broke\u201d list, a notebook of who bakes the best scones<\/strong> and who sells rope at a scandalously kind price<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    On dull afternoons, they patched oilskins<\/strong>, sharpened knives, and argued about saucepans like philosophers discussing ethics<\/strong>. Evenings, they traded films for stories<\/strong>, screens for chess, that high\u2011tide click for any urban rush<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    What the harbours taught them<\/h2>\n

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    They learned that belonging is rented by effort<\/strong>, not deed. That lending a hand at five in the morning<\/strong> buys you tea when your luck runs thin<\/strong>. That there is always a cat sneaking toward warm nets<\/strong>, and a child asking immaculate questions<\/strong> about whales, rust, and the particular squeak<\/strong> of rope on cleat<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    \u201cHome turned out to be a moving window<\/strong>,\u201d Orla said. \u201cWe look through it, and Ireland keeps shifting its face<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n

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    The road still glints ahead<\/h2>\n

    <\/p>\n

    They plan by isobars and caf\u00e9 hours<\/strong>, by market days and the angle of swell<\/strong>. When the nights draw tight, they find another harbour<\/strong>, another plug\u2011in, another view that rearranges their insides<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    The lorry carries their seasons<\/strong>: damp boots, stubborn books, a map that\u2019s more thumb than paper<\/strong>. What they traded was square footage<\/strong>. What they gained was a curriculum in weather<\/strong>, a neighborly chorus, and a calendar written by moon and mackerel<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    \u201cWe thought we were chasing freedom<\/strong>,\u201d Cian said, \u201cbut mostly we found attention<\/strong>\u2014to wind, to people, to the small, accurate work of days<\/strong>.\u201d And the coastline, patient and broad<\/strong>, keeps giving them one more quay, one more winter, one more place to tether<\/strong> and be, entirely, home<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2606,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2603,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions\/2603"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.farmersforum.ie\/trends\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}